Mayhem- A Grand Declaration of War

If you know metal or even just pop culture, you know the Mayhem story. Suicides, church burning, and murder. Their original guitarist was probably the most important person in the creation of the modern genre of black metal before he was killed by another of the most important figures. It's like Desperate Housewives, but the norwegians wore way more makeup. Case and point:






So I have been going back and getting acquainted with Mayhem lately. I've had their Deathcrush demo for awhile and have always enjoyed it as piece of very dark, aggressive atavistic metal. I never ventured into much of their other work with the exception of some songs off of their debut album De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas. I recently got Chimera (their 3rd album) and was blown away by how clinical and accomplished it was. These guys clearly learned alot between Chimera and their demo. I never realized that this band was way more than hype. These guys are one of the most original and interesting black metal bands I've ever heard. I needed more, so I picked up A Grand Declaration of War which was their second album.

Wow! What a mindfuck! This is nothing you would expect right after their debut album. They went from excellent and evil sounding black metal to this. This album is a huge concept album all based around the idea of war. Instead of by-the-book black metal, they gave us a record that is difficult and huge and vey well put together. The launching pad is black metal, but the album is so much more. The most striking thing is how militaristic it sounds. Some of the songs have snare drum rolling beats that sound like marches. The only thing missing is the sound of marching jackboots. The majority of the typical black metal vocals have been replaced with clean vocals that are spoken as opposed to sang. The spoken vocals sound as if they were spewed from a dictator behind a huge lectern with one fist clinched and raised. Then there are all kinds of electronic and ambient stuff going on as well. One of the songs is totally electronic, which I'm sure really riled up all of the kvlt hordes when this came out. This album is insanely metal because it doesn't give a fuck what you think. Mayhem just did what they wanted and the end results were crazy cool.

I am so impressed with Mayhem right now. I had no idea that they were this big thinking and artistic. This album is so weird and so cool. I guarantee that you do not have an album like this in your collection. That's because there is no other album like this as far as I know. You owe yourself the priviledge of hearing this thing.